N-H-Hell

So today would have been the opening night in the National Hockey League, but since they're busy destroying any last thread of interest in their sport by staging a lockout, there is no hockey up in here. However, though I normally have a policy against endorsing idiocy, one brave soul is doing his part to return hockey to the people. His name is Dave Tomke, and he is out of his mind.

Tomke and his Playstation 2 have taken on the task of playing every single game on the 2004 NHL season docket, with reports on who won each game and a fantasy league centered around his fantasy world. He is shirking all other responsibility to undertake such an endeavor, and while it's clear he has the same ability to rationalize as David Koresh, Jim Jones, and the Lakers' general manager, for today, I salute him.